{"title":"nick shirley","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"the-quality-learing-hoodie-minnesota-edition-limited-run-black-colorway","title":"The \"Quality Learing\" Hoodie – Minnesota Edition | Limited Run Black Colorway","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Quality Learing\" Hoodie – Minnesota Edition | Limited Run Black Colorway\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWear the Scandal.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eCapture a piece of modern history with the hoodie that says what everyone is thinking. 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